THE TWITTERATI XI
Twitter. Some love it, and others think it's just the more annoying and less useful version of Facebook. For us, it has been embraced just because we get to see a little more of our favourite players.
In days gone by, you could buy your favourite player a beer in the pub or ask him for an autograph. Nowadays they wouldn't even hear you through their Dre headphones.
So click here to find our ultimate team of most entertaining Twitter users from the world of football. The links next to each name will take you directly to their page - and don't forget to follow us here @freshairfooty
THE 'CITY SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT THEM' XI
January proved that the days of inflated fees are far from over. Fashionable names mean that transfer fees are like Benni McCarthy's waistband – ever expanding.
If Manchester City are keen on buying a whole new team, then maybe they could have gone for some of these lads. They might not be huge names but considering the money that Sheikh Mansour has urinated up the wall on average players, perhaps he would have been better looking here. We reckon this team would cost around £70-80m. Not cheap, but given the money the likes of Darren Bent, Wayne Bridge and Jo have moved for, we don't think it's too bad.
January proved that the days of inflated fees are far from over. Fashionable names mean that transfer fees are like Benni McCarthy's waistband – ever expanding.
If Manchester City are keen on buying a whole new team, then maybe they could have gone for some of these lads. They might not be huge names but considering the money that Sheikh Mansour has urinated up the wall on average players, perhaps he would have been better looking here. We reckon this team would cost around £70-80m. Not cheap, but given the money the likes of Darren Bent, Wayne Bridge and Jo have moved for, we don't think it's too bad.
THE DJ XI
Since our look at the stars of lower league football, the spending in the Premier League has become even more extravagant. Torres, Carroll, Luiz and Suarez have left the potential of the lower league players safely in the hands of lower league clubs.
Having looked at the continually ascending career of DJ Campbell, we can now unveil the DJ XI. This team comprises the best players to play in the Premier League having risen up from the lower tiers of English football.
Since our look at the stars of lower league football, the spending in the Premier League has become even more extravagant. Torres, Carroll, Luiz and Suarez have left the potential of the lower league players safely in the hands of lower league clubs.
Having looked at the continually ascending career of DJ Campbell, we can now unveil the DJ XI. This team comprises the best players to play in the Premier League having risen up from the lower tiers of English football.
THE 'SMH' XI
In response to Ryan Babel and his Twitter 'faux pas,' FAF picks a team of players that make you slap your forehead in the way that most England fans do when Emile Heskey is warming up*.
For all of you non-Tweeters, SMH is Babel talk for 'shaking my head.'
* I rate Emile Heskey and don't want to hear a bad word said about him. He once sang happy birthday to a friend of mine in an airport - true story. Greg
In response to Ryan Babel and his Twitter 'faux pas,' FAF picks a team of players that make you slap your forehead in the way that most England fans do when Emile Heskey is warming up*.
For all of you non-Tweeters, SMH is Babel talk for 'shaking my head.'
* I rate Emile Heskey and don't want to hear a bad word said about him. He once sang happy birthday to a friend of mine in an airport - true story. Greg